suicide

People say suicide is selfish and cowardly. That's bullshit. It's more selfish to expect someone to go through life feeling like shit, just so you can keep them around because they make you happy or some shit. It is not they're duty to keep you happy whilst they go through hell, you fucking morons.

Someone decided their live was no longer living, so when they killed themselves, all the sensible people who loved them felt very sad, but realised that it would be selfish to expect them to go on living, just for their own pleasure.

by Oh Shit I'm Dead January 10, 2005

Suicided

When a person is killed, and made to look as though they took their own life.

In an attempt to rule out foul play;

Killers fabricate a scene in which the victim committed suicide- either by means of hanging, shooting, overdose, etc.

Often- the suicide(s) will occur under very suspicious circumstances, leading some to believe that the "official story" is falsified/bullshit.

Conspiracy Theorist #1: "There's no fucking way Phil Schneider killed himself.."

#2: "The Government obviously suicided him after he exposed those underground military bases.."

by MitchPreme November 21, 2018

suicide

1) The act of taking one's own life. 2) An ill-advised act causing irrevocable harm to one's reputation: political suicide, social suicide, intellectual suicide.

Comparing rape to bad traffic would be considered political suicide, especially considering women are consistently swing voters.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

suicide

the ending of someone's suffering, the person ends it themselves.

Them: Did you hear? He committed suicide!
You: Suicide isn't a crime.

by imlostandicantfindmyway December 19, 2014

Suicide :)

Something a person you think is fine types into a direct message, or post on social media, who is actually struggling and suicide jokes keep them from killing themselves.

"Suicide :)" Gaben wrote as he stared into his glass of bleach.

by The sweet release of death. September 6, 2016

suicides

the worst possible sprinting drill. sprint to one cone, back. sprint to the first cone back and then to the second cone and back. sprint to the first cone, back, second cone, back, third cone, back and then so on til however many cones ur douche coach puts on the field

Coach- "you scrwed up on the field get two deep on the line and lets do some suicides!"

by bizcuitz April 20, 2009

suicide

Something which should always be the LAST item on your to-do list.

by Anonymous June 15, 2003