stripper grits

The dirt and grimey film that is left on your body after a oiled up stripper has grinded all over you.

Gross. Girl! You are covered in The dancing cowboys stripper grits.

by Curlitup July 25, 2014

Strippers Mouth

Strippers Mouth, n. - The clogged, strep sensation in a womans throat the day after she has given a deep blowjob.

Natasha: So how was last night with your new boyfriend?

Trish: Oh god it was terrible, it shoved it in my mouth deep and now i think I have strippers mouth

by Legit, BabaBryan July 14, 2010

stripper

Flashy, showy. An item or person who, superficially, appears better than they actually are.
Deliberately trying to look good but lacking substance(unlike spongey)
In the case of people, usually accompanied by an arrogant or over-confident sense of self-absorbtion.

Look at the wanker in that hotted up WRX. That's stripper. Give me a spongey VW combi anyday.

I don't want to go clubbing, the girls there are all stripper. Let's find a spongey bar instead.

by caughey March 20, 2008

that stripper smell

the stank of cheap perfume and cigarettes... you know, what strippers smell like

I know you went to The Jiggly Room last night cuz your clothes got that stripper smell!

by Nate June 9, 2003

stripper vision

A decidedly unique variation on "beer goggles" which involves a 2+ night binge on "gentlemen's clubs", wherein the subject experiences a distinct subconscious modification which entails that almost any person of the female persuasion resembles a dancer that the subject saw at a strip club.

"Hey, that's Angel over there at the 7 Eleven!!! No man, you just have stripper vision."

by John M. Anderson April 23, 2006

Stripper Salt

The lingering glitter and perfume combination left on your clothes and face after a night at the strip joint.

Man, I must've gone to Darling's last night because I'm broke and covered in stripper salt.

by Ragnum February 17, 2010

stripper flu

The Common Cold men recieve the day after visiting a strip club; often caused from sick girls going into work and passing the flu; sometimes passed from other sick guys going to strip clubs and passing the germs through the girls

stripper sick flu lapdancecold germs

I got the worst case of stripper flu from that nasty lapdance I got last night.

by jello79 October 20, 2007