step mom

The most frustrating person you'll ever meet. She can be lit sometimes but 5 seconds later she'll be screaming at you from some dumb shit. You may even be chilling on the couch and she'll degrade your existence. She can't keep her mouth shut for a minute and just says whatever the fuck she wants. You're dad won't do shit because he doesn't want taste her wrath for good reason.

You: (just on your phone in your room)
Step mom (little devil) : (BANGS DOOR LIKE SHE WANTS TO KILL IT OR SOMETHING)
You: What the fuck
Stepmom: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO LAZY! YOU DON'T DO SHIT! I AM HOLDING UP THIS HOUSE AND YOU'RE ON YOUR LIL PHONE TEXTING ALL YOUR FRIENDS! HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE BY YOURSELF?! GOD YOU ARE SOOOOO USELESS I DON'T KNOW HOW YOUR DAD DEALS WITH YOUR ASS!
You: What the fuck
Step mom: (Slams door and continues to scream how "useless" you are)
You: What the fuck
You: Do you hear this shit dad
Dad: Same thing happened to me 5 minutes ago

by Life hurts me mentally March 5, 2019

step yo game up

get something on higher level

n1:I'm earning only 5$/h.
n2: uuu.. u're relly need to step yo game up!!

by czarny May 29, 2008

Step dog

When the primary owner and carer of a dog prior to marriage, marries another individual, the dog becomes a step dog to the other individual.

"When me and Andrew got married, his dogs became my step dogs"

by MMSPICE83 April 2, 2015

Step dad bod

What mom treats herself to after being with dad bod. Step dad bod was once very athletic and fit in his youth but he didn't quite let time and beer ruin his body completely. He probably still works out or has an intense manual labor job such as plumbing, construction, carpentry, logging, landscaping and more

"After divorcing Timmy's dad, I found another man, he doesn't have a dad bod, he has a step dad bod"

by spoonman89 September 28, 2017

lego step

Making something more difficult than it already is.

"Why are you trying to Lego step your way through these tax-returns?"

by DannyTheStreet February 8, 2014

Dirty Steeple

(Noun). An erect penis (steeple) that is covered in feces from anal sex.

He had a dirty steeple after plugging his girl in the bum.

by Jody South March 19, 2020

Did someone step on a duck?

This is something that you say when someone passes gas audibly. It refers to the similarity of a farting sound to the quacking sound made by a duck.

In some cases, this expression is used by the farter to comically deflect the embarassment. In other cases, it is used by a bystander to comically point out the fart to the general public.

What is that smell? Did someone step on a duck?

by GangerDay July 27, 2010