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Strat cat

A guitarist with a strong preference for Fender Stratocasters.
Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, and Buddy Holly are three of the most famous Strat cats in rock and roll history.
by Fat Tony Giovanni December 18, 2008
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Strachotal

becoming extremely and uncontrollably angry, often to the point of shooting people dead, usually in a workplace environment
Luke teabaged Mike's doughnut so Mike went Strachotal on his ass
by NAMELESSMOFO August 14, 2011
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Strahan Treatment

Allowing a person to set some type of record by not putting forth your full effort, a la Brett Farve falling down so Michael Strahan could set the single season sack record.
I love Miguel Cabrera and think he deserves to win the Triple Crown this year. I think pitchers should give him the Strahan Treatment so he can hit more HR's.
by Thunder Arnie August 25, 2013
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strategic hold

When one can't escape from a situation quickly to take a dump and therefore locks their butt cheeks up until the urge passes. Such as in the case of a long sales meeting or group presentation.
The stupid meeting took so long I had to execute a "strategic hold" to prevent from shitting my pants.
by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015
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strache

Man that dudes a strache
by Hopeless night February 8, 2019
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Strategic Incompetence

Avoiding unwanted work by emphasizing one's own incompetence and/or praising someone else's greater competence.
"I would address the wedding invitations myself," said Cecile, in a dazzling display of strategic incompetence, "But my handwriting is practically illegible."
by YoshinoyaBeefBowl May 25, 2021
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stmath

Stmath is the definition of the hell on earth. Jiji, as you may the stupid dumb ass penguin or the mascot of the game cannot jump over anything because the blood cells flowing in Jiji's brain are too big due to Jiji being a mouth-breather and making her stupid. Jiji's vision is corrupted due to the fact she is stupid making her see small objects as 50x times her size, making her unable to waddle over anything. As you may know the math part of the game does not teach me or anybody else anything. It takes literal hours for a simple block to be a put in an area. And once you put in and wait all the time, you realize it's wrong. Jiji can't also realize she can walk extra block without risking anything. Multiple incidents of depression have accorded from children ages 6 to 12 had been caused by StMath. The worst part is they say Stmath has meaning, feeling to it. When really it's just a shit flash game made in the 2000s.
Teacher: LEts do stmath
Student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Student2: PLEASE NOT STMATH
by dsgnryehnethrwtn4teryth March 11, 2022
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