stock transfer

When you fart into someone else's arse.

I performed a stock transfer with Matt last night, he took my fart in his arse.

by Rhife July 19, 2016

Stock iron

A derogatory term used to describe players in the video game Minecraft that are wearing full unenchanted iron armor as opposed to something better such as enchanted diamond armor. It is often used in PvP game modes such as UHCs.

xX_MinecraftGod_Xx (wearing full enchanted diamond armor): lol kill that dude he’s just a stock iron
TryhardLuke72 (also full enchanted diamond): ok lol, brb
Stock iron: *gets absolutely obliterated in 2 seconds by TryhardLuke72’s diamond sword*

by Idc48374927 February 6, 2020

Card stock

The type of cardboard for cheap people

Child : mommy can we get cardboard

Mother : No let’s get this card stock instead

by XxRussian roulette botxX April 16, 2020

five stocked

when playing a super smash bros battle, each player having 5 lives, then one player beat the other person without dying one. 5-0.

wanna get five stocked bro

dam he just got "5 stocked" playing super smash bros

by charlescharles October 11, 2012

Stock Gobbler

A member of staff who eats stock in a shop without paying

Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick

by Samy roberts August 22, 2011

Stock Rape

Luring an intoxicated woman into signing up for a brokerage account with your referral link to result in your getting free money.

Dude : Yo did you really stock rape that chick last night?

Stockraper: Yeah! I got 4 free stocks on my WeBull account

by Wumbocumbo January 22, 2021

chicken stock

(куром насмех in Russian): chicken mockery in English. When you say or do something (never f-sag) so dumb/silly/ /stupid that chickens at the local farm will make laughing stock out of you.

Even people with mental acuity issues won't do stuff chicken stock. Why are you doing the same chicken stock like drinking and driving?

by Sexydimma June 26, 2022