Stiff Nips

A man (or woman) who is in love with memes. Stiff nips will never get a date, because he/her is always on a date with memes. A stiff Nips normally has a bowl cut and goes to public school.

That Stiff Nips made it into algebra?

I can't believe it either.

by phenomenonn March 12, 2017

stiff toe

Making the big toe stiff and jabbing into some body else, preferably on a pressure point

If i ever got attacked, i'd stiff toe him/her right in the groin.

by FACKITsDiana May 5, 2016

stiff wood

When your morning wood hard tho

me "looks at pants"

Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood

by stiffwood November 4, 2019

stiff cock

an object that ive shoved up my arse

guy 1: hey did u know that jake fucked riley with his stiff cock last night?
guy 2: omg such poggers!!!!!!

by Stupid Af July 12, 2021

Stiff Cactus

A very slow person

Josh says he gets his weed in the mail. He is such a Stiff Cactus

by Efy17xx March 4, 2011

Stiff cocks

An object that I’ve shoved up my arse also something you never see.

Objects that I’ve shoved up my arse. Stiff cocks

by OBJECTS THAT IVE SHOVED MY ASS October 30, 2023

stiff noodle

When you over cook Ramen noodles to the point where they return to their original form.

Kid: Mom what's taking so long!

Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.

by Mandarin0310 July 27, 2017