Staple

A song that is frequently played at concerts by a band due to it's popularity.

The song "Hysteria" has become a staple for the band "Muse"

by boredpersonnnn January 28, 2011

stable genius

(n) an arrogant and overcompensating fool, possibly with a mental and/or emotional complex involving penis envy that could require medical intervention

The Stable Genius Act is a proposed Act of Congress to require presidential candidates to have a medical exam and publicly disclose the results prior to the general election.

by shashadesofgray August 4, 2018

Stanley Flappit

When you cup your hand and slap the love handle of your foe, causing redness, pain, and suicidal thoughts

Search Stanley Flappit on Facebook to become a fan

stanley flappit

by Bazinganator June 2, 2010

stapler

Code word used amongst theater people in the Dallas, Texas area to identify stalkers. Primarily used with regards to jaded ex-lovers, unwanted crushes, and other such undesirables who refuse to cease contact. However, the term is also lovingly used in jest from time to time. Term originated in early 2011 from an unfortunate iPhone auto-correct incident.

"I totally just got a text from my stapler!"
"My stapler has resorted to late night drunken phone calls."
"You were fantastic! I'm your number one stapler."

by jennriffic September 30, 2011

stanley steamer

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.

No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.

by Ryan October 29, 2004

stable genius

Someone whose head is full of horse manure.

"I'm a stable genius." - Donald Trump
"Hey, stable genius! Go muck out the stable." - Fred Trump, to son Donald, after slapping him on the back of the head.

by The Disambiguator May 2, 2018

Stapler

From the movie "Office Space". Milton's prized Swingline. He obsessed about it and the possibility that management may take it.
Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise

"Stapler..um my..my.. stapler."; As I was walking by Michelle's cube, she snapped and got all "stapler" on me.

by DA MAAAN! September 28, 2004