morning sprinkler

The uncontrolled spray of urine caused by blocking of the urethra from dried up ejaculatory fluid as a result of late night sexual relations with ones self or hopefully with someone of the female gender.

MOTHER FUCK!! Now I have to change my socks and mop the bathroom floor because of my morning sprinkler.

by Ed P. and Jay E. March 31, 2008

sprinklets

tiny drops of water not to be confused with mist. Usually pleasant in feeling.

While driving behind a semi, I got sprinklets on my windshield.

by hayleydinsedro October 27, 2008

Sprinkle Muffins

a term or phrase, commonly used by gingers, to replace a bad or "curse" word.

Tyler: Hey, so yeh, I was texting someone last night and ...
Madison: OH SPRINKLE MUFFINS! I forgot to record the new Ghost Adventures!
Tyler: Can't you just record the whole season? Thats what I did!
Madison: Oh yeh ... I already did that.

by Ms. Baggins January 10, 2010

Sqrunkle

To hug up on a ho, or more commonly to force a ho to come give you a hug.

"Hey biatch, you betta' hurry yo ass and give me a sqrunkle, before I bitch-slap your fine ass".

"Just when I's about to be leaving the concert and shit, some ho came out of nowhere and gave me a surprise sqrunkle."

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by LNTLKR October 18, 2010

spunkle ship

A game played by two players, where they lie down with the tops of their heads touching. Players then attempt to ejaculate over their own heads onto the opposing player.

Whoever loses this round of spunkle ship gets to shower last!

by Dimox January 25, 2018

Sprinkle dinkle

Sprinkle dinkle is the act of violently assaulting a random street bum after he is down you shove your shit inside of his mouth

Kyle found a man on the street begging for money and committed sprinkle dinkle

by Bigdaddytyreek69 November 8, 2019

Sprinkles squad

a group of gay kids or LGBT community, in general.

person A : oi what are they doing marching with rainbow flags in the middle of the street?
Person B : oh that's the sprinkles squad, just leave them alone and they won't bother you

by tesco_batman June 2, 2021