Splurpling

Uncontrolable leaking out of male organs while in soft state.

I'm splurpling!

by CheerHawk September 25, 2009

splurfing

or 'splurfing the web'

To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.

"Man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an album entitled "mallorca hols 2010", by a woman i don't even know!"

"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"

by Mr Mange September 2, 2013

Splurge

Splurge- Getting money and going on shopping spree.

Splurging- Exploring with your money

Splurged- past tense; went before that day

I'm going on a splurge tomorrow.

I'm going splurging today.

I splurged yesterday

by J Nakia July 20, 2016

slurm

Alien feces a.k.a. Shit

"dude, that is one big pile of slurm"

by B_man March 19, 2003

SLURMS

disorder, disturbance, commotion, to cause annoyance

''Stop being such a slurms.''
or
''You're being such a slurms, just get over it!''

by ten hairy toes December 6, 2005

slurm

someone who tries to get by without doing any work. Lazy.

John is being such a slurm today.

He has been slurming around the house all day.

Slurm of the month

Slurm is worm as sloth is to slow.

by Shar-ron October 9, 2008

Splurge

Something that Hunter does every night.

Hunter told Josh and I that he splurges everynight. He wishes that some girl will someday do it for him.

by Queen Bee March 31, 2003