Splunt

A blunt with some tobacco in it, like a spliff. Spliff + Blunt = Splunt

People smoke splunts.

by blaoface April 2, 2007

Splot

The off-white, crusty stain left behind on a material from contact with semen.

I spilled a little after yanking the chain and it left a splot on my bed.

by a questionable abortion April 4, 2015

Splort!

Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.

I just jacked off in the gym urinal, and all I heard was Splort!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

master splinter

Someone who looks like a rat. Derived from the teacher of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Andrew Bray is master splinter.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

spluntuntush

another name for a spliff

are you coming for a spluntuntush?

by cleggy September 14, 2006

splongul

A pet-name for a penis. Most commonly used by parents too embarassed to say the word "penis" in front of their children.

"If you keep playing with your splongul it'll fall off."

by Mark BSAS June 24, 2008

remove a splinter

To engage in sexual intercourse. The phrase is usually used when a friend has waited a period of time for you to exit the room in which the activities are taking place. A phrase often used by those not good at thinking on their feet.

I had to remove a splinter from her foot.

by Hunt Sman March 22, 2007