Splat

Reference to the sound of a woman's genitals being smacked with a spatula with the resulting sound being a noun to describe a vagina

Dave asked for Kim to send him a picture of her splat

Jane had a fine looking splat

by Mustgav July 26, 2025

Pennsylvania Lava Splat

When a guy has diarrhea and lets it flow onto your face

Last night evan totally gave me a Pennsylvania Lava Splat when we got home from Taco Bell

by Evan'sReceptacle August 8, 2025

splats

Shoes that are not quite flats or pumps, that are way too small for feet that are way too swollen or too big, and cause the shoes to flatten.

By the end of the long ceremony, her poor feet had swollen so much that her stylish little kitten heel shoes had turned into splats—those not-quite-flats, not-quite-pumps that get squashed into a pancake when the foot is way too big for them.

by Big Less 64 December 3, 2025

Splat dugging

The act of getting a heterosexual veteran of a trench war to remember having gay relations with a war buddy

Yo, Im about to go splat dugging Justin's grandpa, wanna come?

by Gorper1275 February 4, 2025

Splat Rat

The act of giving a guy a blowjob, holding the cum in your mouth, and then using it to get a girl pregnant while eating her out.

I gave her a splat rat and now her boyfriend thinks it’s his.

by Diesel Truck March 19, 2025

ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer

What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!

by anonymous March 21, 2025

ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer

What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!

by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025