Levi is spitting cap

Levi is not talking of the truth

Levi is spitting cap because he should know Ellie loves him more

by Asscrackingnutsuck July 10, 2021

Sina (pahtoohee) [like a cowboy spitting]

Tall bearded man that wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror, stroke his beard and goes "BOO YAH! Beard is on FLEEK today!"

Girl: OMG Sina (pahtoohee) like a cowboy spitting is so hot, his beard is on FLEEK today

Girl2: The things I would do to feel that stubble brush against my clitoris

by emma from taft December 5, 2022

Sitting bitch

Sitting in the middle seat in the back of a car. Usually the unpopular persons spot, or the spot of the person who doesn't call shotgun or a window seat

James is the loser so he got stuck sitting bitch
As soon as the car was in sight everyone called shotgun or window seat so i got stuck sitting bitch

by shlubster March 3, 2014

Shitting lava

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.

GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

shitting Irish

When you shit green turds.

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.

by jpg3 February 1, 2015

shitting like a goose

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

by #1SMTX October 3, 2015

A Splitting of the Mind

An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."

I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.

Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.

by xxxStatic January 4, 2014