Spiderman

The act of ejaculating into your hand, then positioning your fingers with your thumb, index, and pinky pointed out; and your middle and ring finger curled under (as spiderman does when he shoots his web), then flinging it in the face of your partner.

I totally gave this chick the spiderman last night.

by phurba169 March 22, 2009

Spiderman

Spiderman is person who has spider at home.

P1: You have spider at home?
P2: Yep, I'm Spiderman.

by Spiderman veliki April 2, 2010

Spiderwoman

After a guy spiderman's you, you kick him in the balls and wipe his own jizz into his face while he's doubled over. Proceed to do the spiderman web slinging poses and then stand like a proud female superhero while he learns his lesson.

My boyfriend spiderman'd me last night so I spiderwoman'd him back. He'll think twice before doing that again.

by Athy666 May 7, 2009

SPIDERMAN

After fucking a chick in the ass. You pull out and cum in your hand. When she turns around you throw the cum in her face like a spider web. Then yell "look out for SPIDERMAN"!!!

I was getting on a bitch at a Halloween party, so i decided to give her the SPIDERMAN

by Kevin Franz December 1, 2006

spiderman

a sexual exposure in which just before climaxing you yell "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING" and then blow in her face while using the spidey hand slinging motion as if you were casting out a web over her face.

Guy - Shhhh babe, do u hear that???

Girl - No what is it???

Guy - my spidey senses are tingling HAHA!

Girl - HUH!?

Guy - *sound of semen coating her face* Spoik!

Girl - thank you spiderman your my hero.

Guy - all in a days work mam'

by ph03nixf1r3 January 13, 2010

Spiderman

Having masterbated, and caught the majority of sperm in your hand, you then launch your sperm in the required direction....just like spiderman does with his web!

That kid was doing my nut in, so I'd thought I'd get him back whilst he was asleep with a spiderman!

by Sillvino August 24, 2010

Spiderwoman

The reverse spiderman. Where a guy jizzes in a chick's hand and she throws it back in his face and pulls a spiderman on his ass: throwing the splooge back in his face like spiderman's web, pulling the imaginary web rope as she gets up to assume the superhero pose.

Mike was about to ejaculate in Ashley's mouth, but she pulled back and he came in her hand and she surpised him with a spiderwoman... His life will never be the same!

by BigBadJon October 3, 2009