morning sprinkler

The uncontrolled spray of urine caused by blocking of the urethra from dried up ejaculatory fluid as a result of late night sexual relations with ones self or hopefully with someone of the female gender.

MOTHER FUCK!! Now I have to change my socks and mop the bathroom floor because of my morning sprinkler.

by Ed P. and Jay E. March 31, 2008

Sphinkler

When someones pebble-dashes the rim of the toilet bowl. Like a sprinkler.

Stay clear of the toilet, the last guy to use it was a sphinkler

by andrich November 25, 2014

sprinklets

tiny drops of water not to be confused with mist. Usually pleasant in feeling.

While driving behind a semi, I got sprinklets on my windshield.

by hayleydinsedro October 27, 2008

Sprinkle Muffins

a term or phrase, commonly used by gingers, to replace a bad or "curse" word.

Tyler: Hey, so yeh, I was texting someone last night and ...
Madison: OH SPRINKLE MUFFINS! I forgot to record the new Ghost Adventures!
Tyler: Can't you just record the whole season? Thats what I did!
Madison: Oh yeh ... I already did that.

by Ms. Baggins January 10, 2010

shinkler

A person who tinkles in the shower.

Sara consistanly tinkles in the shower making her a shinkler.

by Coco1037 July 8, 2016

Sprinkle dinkle

Sprinkle dinkle is the act of violently assaulting a random street bum after he is down you shove your shit inside of his mouth

Kyle found a man on the street begging for money and committed sprinkle dinkle

by Bigdaddytyreek69 November 8, 2019

Sprinkles squad

a group of gay kids or LGBT community, in general.

person A : oi what are they doing marching with rainbow flags in the middle of the street?
Person B : oh that's the sprinkles squad, just leave them alone and they won't bother you

by tesco_batman June 2, 2021