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Slender Man

The Slender Man was created on the Something Awful forums in a thread to create paranormal images. Since then, more and more pictures have come around of him, making him an internet phenomenon. A series of Youtube videos were and are being uploaded on Marble Hornet's channel, all of them a story about people who are being followed by the Slender Man. Slender Man is depicted as being unnaturally tall, with very long limbs or tentacles that he can adjust the length of. He has the need to kidnap children, and his limbs are said to hypnotize them, making them unable to stop themselves from walking into them. When they are captured, it is unknown what happens, although it is suggested Slender Man takes them to an alternate universe. Sometimes a piece of cloth is left behind when children are taken. Slender Man blends in with trees, and usually hides in plain sight. The more you know about him, the closer he gets.
"Look over at that group of trees"
"I bet Slender Man in hiding in there"

Guy #1: I keep seeing a really tall guy everywhere I go. He just stares at me.
Guy #2: It was nice knowing you.
by the37th February 1, 2010
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Send Nudes

"ay boo... send dem nudes"
"i dont send nudes"
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Shpend

A awesome guy with a big penis usually 7-12 inches long. ladies love shpend. he is a total sex machine and is the best in bed. but he is usually really sweet. people with the name Shpend usually have a god given right to do whatever they want. Shpend is awesome.
Girl #1: hey i heard you had sex with Shpend, How was it?

Girl #2: it was the best experience of my life! He did the tongue tornado on me it was amazing.
by best man ever April 24, 2011
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Skender

An Albanian name, form of the name 'Alexander' (Masculine)
Have you talked to Skender on the phone recently?
by Aleiz March 9, 2013
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send bobs

The art of a thot showing her titties to a horny dude online
Guy:"send bobs"
Girl:"only if u show me ur dick"
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Send in the clowns

Used in a circus when an unforeseen disaster had occurred, with the clowns being sent in to distract the audience from the problem.
The audience hated the last act. Send in the clowns!
by PapaChango96 March 29, 2007
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send nudes, not nukes

Derived from the saying "make love, not war", it means to send nudes, rather than be angry at people.
Yo, Dan, stop fighting with Jess! Send nudes, not nukes!!!
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