Salt fork

Putting salt on your penis and stabbing others repeatedly.

Stop salt forking me!!!

by Marginallyclean July 4, 2016

SaltFlake

Someone who gets salty in an argument of any topic and starts to lose and melts down in anger, frustration or just in general - losing.

Or

Picking apart the person with facts that she or he can give proof out. But your opponent can't counter, just saying stuff off of his or her dome and breaking down in anger or frustration.

That feminist Nazi is having a temper tantrum that men are stronger than her and breaking down. What a saltflake.

by MrAnonym0ose February 8, 2017

Saltlicker

Someone who deliberately makes people angry for reactions.

Hey you know that guy who was trolling yesterday? He uploaded a video of it earlier, he's such a saltlicker.

by Justduh August 23, 2019

Saltcuck

A person who attempts to to ruin whatever your doing through the act being salty and toxic, often used over text or to describe people on the internet.

"God that tea mate was such a saltcuck"

by Athles October 12, 2019

Saltan Pepper

A Saltan Pepper is the person who NOBODY LIKES and acts as if they like you, and agree with you, but are actually salty. And will talk smack and snitch behind your very ass. The common saltan pepper pretends to be pepper - but is actually saltan.

That little snitching saltan pepper

by Sub to Saltan Pepper May 4, 2020

Salt Lake City Layover

A sexual act, preferably unique to Utah (see "soaking") that occurs in a brief moment while passing through Salt Lake City.

Captain Beerhound, a airline pilot, had a brief, unsatisfying hook-up with a flight attendant in the Delta Sky Club during a Salt Lake City Layover. He later learned that what he had experienced was"soaking," a custom quite popular among some religious folk in Ski City, USA.

by The Grimm Reaper December 20, 2020

Saltine Shuffle

Doing the saltine shuffle requires a skinny white guy getting into a fight with a black guy. The white guy moves quickly as to not get hit, doesn't throw any punches and eventually wears out his opponent leading to a win.

Johnny: Bruh, did you see Ernie and Tyreke throw down at Sunnyvale Trailer Park earlier today?

Dave: Hell yeah, Ernie has mastered the art of the saltine shuffle. Tyreke didn't have a chance.

by geederd December 12, 2021