Uncooked Spaghetti

The term was created when talking about skinny, no having curves, straight up and down women. For example, Julia Roberts and Sandra Bullock.

"I don't understand why people find Julia Roberts attractive, she's straight up and down, looking like uncooked spaghetti."

by Livermore January 14, 2014

spaghetti night

n) a night in which the males penis begins hard but by the end of the night is softened

damn, last night was one of those spaghetti nights.

by charles December 8, 2003

spaghetti penis

1) A penis that has been in a moist area long enough that it feels heavily saturated, almost like a spaghetti noodle.

2) A long, thin, and flaccid penis.

1) She gave me a real spaghetti penis last night.

2) I don't think I'll call him back; he had a spaghetti penis.

by robulastage May 2, 2010

Spaghettioo's

Pronouced Spaghetti OH's - Term used to define modern day object oriented code developed in an uncomprehensible fashion, full of inheritance, abstraction with very little composition. Evolved from the term Spaghetti Code. Also known as anti-patterns. The oo at the end of Spaghetti is an acronym (Object Oriented), but pronounced OH as in the canned pasta meal, Spaghetti-o's.

1. Man, that code is full of spaghettioo's
2. PHP programmers are good at opening cans of spaghettioo's
3. I forgot to black box it, now it's a spaghettioo

by bill_guitar_calicali November 25, 2006

Spaghettified

1. The process of being elongated by the gravity of a black hole.

1. He was instantly spaghettified as he got closer to the center of the black hole.

by G1outof4 June 22, 2020

spaghetti wrangler

A collector of pubes.

Tom: I trimmed myself last night
Bob: Did you keep them?
Tom: Who do you think I am? A spaghetti wrangler?

by you are a *Beep* sandwich May 5, 2011

Spaghettimuncher

1. (n)One who eats ass.
2. (v) (to Spaghettimunch) To eat ass
3. (n) One who eats spaghetti out of asses.

This term was coined at a wedding I attended. My brother (who was the guest speaker), asked the groom is he spaghettimunched his new wife, and if not, she knew where to find him.

We've used this term ever since. (That was about 5 years ago.)

1. "Macy, he's hot!"
"Yeah, I heard he's a spaghettimuncher too!"
Both: "NIIIIICCCEE"
2. "Dude, I totally spaghettimunched that bitch!"
"Dude, that's fucking disgusting."
3. "She wants me to spaghettimunch her!"
"With spaghetti and everything?"
"Yep. Her grandma's recipe."

by YoRatchetCookieMonstaAss May 28, 2014