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spalker

A car that follows you in the parking lot hoping to get your space. Most usually at Wal-Mart, but also happens at upper class joints.
Him: Don't look back, man - we've got a spalker behind us!

Her: Shut up and take these bags so I can get the keys out of my purse.
by JRob August 22, 2005
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Smackeroonies

The legal currency/ tender of Frangimore island equivalent to £1.5 English pound sterling / 145 rupees
‘How much for a signature Frangimore burger and fries on this here island of yours?’ ‘Why that will be a mere 11 Smackeroonies squire’

‘How much for a Frangimore Colada?’ ‘For a good lad like you it’s just 4 Smackeroonies pal’ ‘ why thanks, you’re a good lad steevie’
by Pricey2489 October 16, 2018
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Ball Smackers

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.
"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)
by Wacker Man February 28, 2007
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Booty Snacker

"Damnnnnn look at that mofo"
"He's snackin on some serious booty over there"
"Yum Yum Yum"
"He's such a booty snacker"
by matt beemans brother May 4, 2009
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Blumpkin Stacker

Similar to a blumpkin, a blumpkin stacker is when one man is sitting on the toilet and taking a shit while giving anal sex to another man, who is in turn getting a blowjob from another man. The blumpkin stacker can also involve more than 3 men with the other men simply stacked on top making an anal sex chain
We had an eight man blumpkin stacker yesterday! It was pretty gay
by bigben December 21, 2009
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fat smacker

i have to serve all these fat smackers at chuck e cheese
by McNa$ty August 5, 2012
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ass snacker

one who licks/bites/eats a bit of ass. A lesser form of ass muncher.
johnny is an ass muncher, but johnny's sister is an ass snacker.
by Cgeier August 16, 2006
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