The Solar Haus

noun- Located in the heart of the ghetto of Blacksburg Virginia. Home of the 2008 Men's Ice Hockey ACC Division II Champs and the Twank.

verb- to Solar; to never clean, to dance on top of the stripper pole, or to hook up with skibbidy female acquaintances in the loft (particularly to have a four-way).

"Hey ladies, what are yall doin tonight?"
"We wanted to have some fun and meet some respectable gentlemen. So we're going to the Solar Haus for some good clean fun!"

by 4 fo sho March 20, 2009

Solar Bear

A polar bear made out of the sun.

"That's a really bright polar bear!"
"Nah dude, that's a solar bear."
"Shit."

by The beast master 2 April 7, 2010

solara

adj. unable to hide girls.

"Jose - she's solara!"

by Military Bitch March 5, 2005

solar flares

when the sun is particularly violent and it causes my power to go out

the solar flare caused a magnetic storm that knocked out our power and mom was mad because she missed oprah.

by lalala November 3, 2003

solar flares

Pants your parents wore in the 70's (after they got doped up and made love not war)

"Teresa, your pants are so hot, those are some solar flares!"

by akm13 November 3, 2003

Solar Hit

The process of using a magnifying glass and the light of the sun to ignite marijuana. Usually only done by geeks and dumb kids too young to buy lighters, it is a cheap, albeit slow, method to get high.

Stoner #1: Dammit, me lighter be broken. Let's go do us some solar hits.

Stoner #2: But we don't have a magnifying glass.

Stoner #1: Son of a. . . .

by Shadow of the Void October 2, 2006

solar flares

A dimwit; a jerk and definitely not the most brilliant crayon in the box.

"Some solar flare got a zero on the math exam."

by The Anna-lator November 1, 2003