SOFA

SO Fucking Annoying. (As opposed to TOFU: totally fucking unbelievable.)

He's SOFA!

by hather88 January 13, 2023

Sofa

Sofa means a thing that you put your ass on.

Worker: “Hey do you want to buy a sofa”

Buyer: “Oh yeh thanks!”

by URBAN DICTIONARY WRITER 101 March 23, 2022

Sofa

The commie term for an American couch

Hail father Russia, let's sit on the sofa to celebrate communism.

by February 22, 2022

Sofa

She's a baguette. She eat baguette. She live baguette. She h o n o r the baguette

Sofa needs some help.

by AcousticAutism December 01, 2020

burning sofa

A word used often by old timers or those who are associated with the mafia. Meaning to go against the family values, or just anything to do with disruption of the family.. ie: to set the couch on fire.

It smells like burning sofa, sofa, like the couch, someone’s setting the couch on fire..
Robert, are you burning the couch?!
-the old Italian lady says as Robert is flirting with her sons wife.

by ToiletPooping RN January 04, 2023

sofa sloth

The laziness resembles a couch potato

My son needs to get a job...what a sofa sloth

by Junebuggie February 10, 2011

Sofa yeet day

September 19th

The day you throw sofas whilst listening to heavy metal, specifically wargasm

Robert - "happy sofa yeet day!"
Vivi - "lmao"

by Viviutubedefos September 19, 2020