abominable snowman cock

When a girl surprises you during anal by shitting all over your cock and pouring liquid nitrogen onto it.

"Yeah, Sarah gave me an abominable snowman cock last night. I had to cut the ice off with a knife."

by Filthymilfy December 15, 2015

snowman syndrome

Getting fat because of all the food, and staying inside so long that you haven't seen sunlight, therfore looking like a snowman

Bob-Damn fred, what the hell happened? you look like a fucking snowman?!
Fred-I've got snowman syndrome

Bob-Heh...dumbass

by Raw Faith December 17, 2009

frosty like a snowman

cooler than cool, fresher than fresh,
ridiculously smooth

man look at him he got so much bling he frosty like a snowman.

by Cjsyrdgouosrd March 13, 2008

one-legged snowman

golf term for shooting a 9 on one hole (similar to an 8, commonly referred to as a snowman.)

I was having a great round through 16, until I double-bogeyed 17, and then closed with a one-legged snowman on 18.

by golf_junkie July 18, 2008

A snowman's chance in hell

The chance a snowman has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell.

An issue or person doesn't have a snowman's chance in hell of being accepted by a certain process, as consistently proven by past experience; there's no need to run that snowman through the entire process...again.

by frostySnowman March 19, 2013

Bloody Snowman

When a girl gives falatio to a guy & he cums in her mouth, then the guy eats her out while she's on her period... Then the 2 people make out. Cum + Blood = Bloody Snowman.

Last night Rebecca & I made a Bloody Snowman.

by TruckerMouth1855 March 11, 2011

Meat Snowman Surprise

A meat snowman surprise is when you try to take care of your sibling, Anais, but fall asleep. The most likely outcome of this is a "meat snowman surprise" aka when you wake up to you making a snowman out of meat, and are therefore, surprised.

Gumball: I DON'T THINK PUTTING IN OUR BROWSER "MEAT SNOWMAN SURPRISE" WILL YIELD ANY INFORMING RESULTS

by NotLost October 18, 2022