Raging Semi

1. An apathetic boner.
2. It's hanging in there.
3. The point right before a full blown hard-on.

That chick gave me a raging semi.

by Assadi and Brun July 2, 2007

Semi-Colon Cancer

1. A cancer that occurs in the semi-colon. It is deadly. Side-effects include: a coma and/or massive periods, even in men.

2. A minor bout of colon cancer, not to be confused with number 1.

3. A semi-colon that pops outs out of your printer, copier, scanner, etc. irregularly.

I have a period and I'm a man. I must have Semi-Colon Cancer! Darn it.

by Whitem@il January 6, 2011

semi-homemade

Sandra Lee claims that she created this concept that, despite being sound in theory, is ruined and food-RAPED by Aunt Sandy's hideous execution. Using 70% store-bought products (pre-packaged food hight in preservatives sodium and high fructose corn syrup) and 30% fresh (mainly a few veggies, fruits and herbs, thrown together haphazardly). The end result is usually laughably overtly salty, sugary and inedible. Por ejemplo, see Kwanzaa Cake.

Sandra Lee: Hi, I'm Sandra Lee and welcome to Semi-Homemade. I've been cooking and entertaining for YEARS. Today we are going to make a hamburger using burgers purchased from a fast-food joint and doctored up with lettuce, tomatoes and pre-shredded cheese. Keep it sweet, keep it simple, and keep it semi-homemade.

Tarqueesha, watching from home on her flatscreen: Bitch is FAKE, WORD. Tomato soup in lasagna? My Eyetalian dawta-in-law would totally cut this bitch.

Malik (Tarqueesha's second husband): Word, yo? Tangie would hurt this fake white bitch wif her non-cookin' self.

by Mixed Race Kid April 19, 2008

seminal vestibule

Somebody who has been filled with semen sexually, either male or female.

Jenny: I got fucked so hard im a seminal vestibule

by Joel Allan June 22, 2006

Semi-Paralysis

When your leg or arm gets all numb and its hurts to move it. It also feels tingly and eventually goes away in a couple of minutes

Shit man... I got semi-paralysis in my right leg...

by Ziyon October 16, 2008

saemi

Saemi - colloquial word for the Latin term Manus collum
Pronunciation; Saïhmee.
Pronoun. Plur; Saemis

Definition; The name given to a man's penis if it is bent around 45 degrees to the left or right (or a concavity of an equivalent deviation
(commonly bending upwards at the same time)

Arten; "damn, look at my cock....its not even funny any more"
Stefan; "wtf..Why are you telling me that dude"
Arten; "the girls man..."
Stefan; "yep..can't run away from a class-A saemi"

by Sæmi Hemma May 21, 2008

Semibisexual

An LGBTQ+ friendly way to say that you're straight, because the internet is just a bunch of snowflakes locked in a safe and hidden in the Arctic

Guy 1: What sexuality are you?
Guy 2: I'm semibisexual.
Guy 1: What does that mean?
Guy 2: I'm only attracted to the opposite gender.
Guy 1: So you're straight?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm also not homophobic.
Guy 1: We're no longer friends.

by GlassOfWotah July 15, 2021