smoked

Synonym of "owned" or "nigged" often used by a certain Dartmouth douche (also a member of Team Eye Candy), traditionally said in a high voice, leading observers to question said douche's supposed heterosexuality.

Oasis Fanatic: Who sings this song (Bittersweet Symphony)?
Douche: Umm...are you serious? OASIS! OHHHHH! SMOKED!
Bystander: No, you cunt, it's The Verve.
Douche: Oh.
Oasis Fanatic: You can go ahead and sit down cunt.

by Your Favourite Worst Nightmare January 11, 2008

smoked

To be extremly unatractive

"why don't you ask her out"
"nah she's Smoked"

by A2Ln October 7, 2009

smoked

To hit or throw something really fast.

Dude ! that ball was smoked

by hamghetti... September 25, 2006

smoked sausage fest

Like a sausage fest, except all the guys present are high/stoned. Generally this is a bad time for anyone who shows up later in the evening. Unfortunately the guys originally present will think they are cool no matter what you tell them.

I went to Clyde's the other night, but the party turned out to be a total smoked sausage fest. I stole a bottle of their Vodka while they were bantering like morons, then went and picked up some chicks.

by Bazly January 1, 2010

Smoked me out

When your husband farts under the covers and it wakes you up.

Last night David smoked me out.

by Therealdavid June 13, 2018

smoked out of my salmon

A common term used to describe the experience of being heavily stoned.

"Man I'm fuckin smoked out of my salmon!"

by Jon 85 LK July 4, 2006

Smoked Out

Having participated in a kerb party which involves a lot of smoking you may find yourself being smoked out. this comes about when you simply cannot smoke anymore fags.

Nat: Kate doe you want another cigarette?
Kate: Nah, im all smoked out!

by KatieNoodle June 9, 2007