Crooked smile

A person who is genuinely not happy or in a good state of mind but still smiles through everything

Person 1- she has a crooked smile
Person 2- yea she’s been through hell and back

by Typical.teenager December 10, 2017

Eddie Murphy Smile

An Adjective as to describe a huge smile where the person's teeth are completely exposed, their cheeks (face) are raised really high, and their eyes are very low and squinty because the person's high raised cheeks are putting pressure on the person's eyes.

Dave really started to freak me out when he started cracking Eddie Murphy smiles for no reason.

by The Mysterious Nugget Man July 31, 2008

Chelsea Smile

A torturing term used all around the world but originating in Chelsea. The victim's hands are tied or held and the sides of there mouth are cut slightly breaking the strong lip structure. The victim is then kicked very hard in the nuts or in the case of a woman a leg is broken and as the victim screams the cuts rip creating the Chelsea Smile.

That (cunts) been sleeping with my wife, give him a Chelsea Smile.

by James Spencer June 15, 2005

Smiling Chewbacca

The slang term used to describe an unshaven vagina.

"Last night I went out with Irene and I pounded her smiling chewbacca"

by P. Thompson May 21, 2003

dagenham smile

Buttock cleavage exhibited by large people when wearing ill-fitting or inadequate trousers. Most commonly associated with workmen and labourers in the construction trade. Often referred to as a "brickie's arse" or "builder's bum".

When the plumber bent over to pick up his wrench my mum copped an eyeful of his dagenham smile.

by Squirrel Face February 5, 2004

smiley geeks

two people who love to look silly and have fun. Two people who will stick by each other forever through the good and the bad

look at those two smiley geeks, they look so happy and cheerful and their friendship looks likes it can conquer anything

by gfdgfg June 23, 2008

Smilefuck

You've been smilefucked when somebody smiles and agrees to do something for/with you, when they have no intention whatsoever of actually following through with said commitment.

This jackoff rep from <insert carrier here> keeps calling me asking for quotes - I usually tell him every couple weeks that he'll be getting some opportunities in the coming weeks - no shot! Classic smilefuck.

by mckenney25 May 14, 2013