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a can of smashed assholes

Used to describe a very homely individual.
"Damn, did you see that guy? He's as ugly as a can of smashed assholes!"
by CJ5GUY May 10, 2006
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bag of smashed asses

some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with asses that have been smashed beyond belief.
Evan: did you see rob's date? she looks hideous!
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.
by Zizzle January 4, 2007
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Bag of Smashed Assholes

Used to describe a very foul smell. Usually that emits from the gluteus maximus (buttocks). Equivalent to what a tipped over port-o-pottie smells like.
Damn, Paul just farted! That smells like a Bag of Smashed Assholes.
by pstage May 14, 2008
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A bag of smashed assholes

I stopped in for a spot of tea but the place smelled like a satchel of compressed ani. You know, high society crap. AKA. a bag of smashed assholes.
by offcenter April 20, 2007
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classy smashed

the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagne

the state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashed

the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event

the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.
After a few glasses of wine, the maid of honor found herself classy smashed and in good spirits
by 'D.'B. April 12, 2012
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cunt-smashed

An extreme version of innebriation, due to the copius intake of drink, drugs or both.
"After 10 cans of Stella, half a bottle of Gordons and his second acid-tab, Melvyn was completely cunt-smashed".
by AGB October 12, 2007
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Super Smashed Bros

Any variation of a drinking game involving the Super Smash Bros. video game for the N64 game console by Nintendo.

Drinking after a death (or kill for a handicap) is the only almost universal rule.

But there is only one true rule: N64 version only.

For playing this game while using the game's sequels for later game consoles, see "I should have been aborted"
"You guys want to go play Super Smashed Bros. at Jerry's later"

"He only has a Gamecube, that cockmonger should have been aborted if he thinks that's 'Smashed Bros.'"
by omfgireallydontcare June 25, 2016
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