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Smash or Cash

It is esentially smash or pass, although instead there is now money involved. Would you rather smash as in fuck or cash as in take money. The amount must be said by the person who asked the question. This game also has another variation called Smash or Cash negative in which if you don't want to smash (fuck) someone how much money would you fuck them for, or would you Not take the money at all.
Person 1: Smash or Cash? (Points at girl/guy)
Person 2: How much?
Person 1: $200
Person 2: Damn... that's a lot of money, but she sexy af smash.
by Blacksmith00 March 24, 2017
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Smashio

shortened version of "Smashing image only"

When somebody says he would smashio somebody that means that he would like to have sex with the guy/girl on the photo. You say this about people that appears really attractive on his/her photoes on social media platforms, but in the real life does not look too appealing.
Joe: Damn bro, alexa.mama4 is a solid 10/10. I would really smashio this girl!
Fred: Yeah man, but sadly like I said, I've me her irl and she's only a 3/10 like I said. She looks hot on her ig, but irl she's a bit chubby.

Oliver: Would you smash her? Be honest my guy!!!
James: She's only a smashio trust me. Without filters and photoshop you would not find her attractive.
by Dees Nutandors October 10, 2021
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Bravo Smash

Refers to the technique in which someone uses the closest, heaviest object for mulitple purposes such as repairs, adjustments, destruction, or killing.
Used only when all else fails and often produces the desired result.
Most commonly used by 18Bs.
18D: Fuck, I don't know what's wrong with the .50, the bolt just won't go forward!

18B: Let me take a look

*After a few minutes of examination and fiddling, the 18B reaches down and grabs a lead pipe

18B: Bravo smash!

*18B whacks the .50 in various places.
Bolt slams forward.
by WhizBang December 9, 2008
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Clunge-smashing

A game adopted by men, usually when inherrently intoxicated, where the aim is to sleep with (clunge-smash)as many females as they can in one day. The winner is the male who has smashed the most clunge within the space of 24 hours!

The time span can be altered, for example if on holiday, or away at university.
Dan: "Mate, you want to go clunge-smashing tonight?"

Barrington: "I would but i'm already playing..."
by Ragasshoe May 21, 2009
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Tofu Smasher

Guys who like to have sex with Asians
by tONE lOC March 28, 2013
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Super Smash Brawler Ball

It is the principal that everyone who buys a ticket to a football or rugby game has the right to play in the game. One of the ticket holders has to shout out 'Super Smash Brawler Ball' and then the arena becomes swarmed with all of the people in the stands and they beat the crap out of each other and have a fantastic time.
Spectator: Hmm, this is a fuckin boring game, SUPER SMASH BRAWLER BALL!!!.
All other spectators leap onto the field and join the game until there is nothing left of the arena.
by MaxisStrife March 10, 2015
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Pocket Smasher

Any device used to destroy a pocket is a pocket smasher. Whether it’s throwing a massive strike ball into the pocket at the bowling alley or destroying a sweet pussy when you get home. Anything can be used to smash the pocket; fist, cock, bowling ball, meat tenderizer, etcetera.
Frank’s bowling ball really smashed the pocket at the alley then he went home and smashed her pocket, he is a true pocket smasher.
by Chief Lee November 4, 2021
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