Small Asshole

When a person drives a big truck, they pucker up their asshole & drives like they have been fucked up the butt. In other words... Flooring the gas pedal at high velocity speed thinking they own the road.
Or in other instances, riding your ass cause they think they can't be fucked in the ass physically & mentally.

Fucking asshole drives likes they been fucked in the ass today.

Just cause you ride my ass doesn't mean I won't fuck you later. You Small Asshole!

Why not hide this candy bar up your ass & piss it out of your peehole when you're ready to fuck with me for real. I promise you will not win!

by BIG PENIS WITH A BIG PENIS July 7, 2021

Small Giant

A person with rather big importance who is humble and down to earth. Most of the time relating to popularity.

Allan is a small giant, since he hangs out with those nerds and with the jocks.

by OSHNAPP September 25, 2018

Small Balding

A Man who knows no bounds or reality nor existence. He was not born, rather he was created. He knows no bounds f power. He has the perception into the cosmos that no being, even God has ever obtained. Sure Aidan is the alpha, but Small Balding is the alpha raised to the power of Aleph Null.

Average citizen of the cosmos: Did you hear Small Balding created a new plain of existence yesterday?

by @TheRealSmallBalding October 6, 2020

small stuff

Stuff that doesn’t matter.

She wasted my time talking about small stuff.

by Springey February 15, 2018

absolute small

The smallest non-zero number. It can be written as 0.000...1 (as in, there is an infinite line of zeros between the decimal point and the 1). It can also be refered to as an infinitillionth, as it is the result of dividing 1 by an infinitillion.

I have an absolute small amount of patience left with you!

I'm so poor that I don't even claim to own an infinitillionth of a cent.

by Anonumerical December 5, 2020

small clone

A effects pedal for electric guitar manufactured by Electro-Harmonix. Generates the chorus, analog chorus, and 12-string sounds. Was used and publicized by the late Kurt Cobain.

The song Heart-Shaped Box by Nirvana sounds so good because Kurt was using his Small Clone.

by GuitarLover December 11, 2008

Small life

Extreme hardship. The abscence of riches in times of need.

"This is fucking small life Dan"

by Dast January 17, 2006