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Snowman Poop

When your dog poops and it stands up like a little snowman.
Sparky made a awesome snowman poop in the back yard.
by Mommyofgirlandboy March 17, 2009
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snowman

the number 'eight' on a scorecard
"What'd you get on that last hole?"
"Give me a snowman."
by thickduff December 20, 2004
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snowman sacking

the action of destroying snowmen that little kids spent all day making using different objects like bats, golf clubs ect.
Bill: "Hey Joe i saw some snowmen over on 1st Street lets go sack them after practice!"

Joe: "OK! I love snowman sacking!"
by lkjlkjlj January 24, 2008
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slowhandle

To pretend to be compassionate, kind, etc. in order to manipulate someone else, often for the purpose of exploiting or swindling him or her. A form of deception common in romantic relationships and business deals. A slowhandler is different from a golddigger primarily because slowhandlers are pursuing very specific goals, whereas golddiggers are after whatever they can get their hands on. Additionally, slowhandlers are usually more subtle and are not restricted to being female.
"What the hell? She left you? You guys have been going out for two years!"
"I know! Turns out she was just slowhandling me to move up the corporate ladder."

"I was only there for the free toaster, but that guy slowhandled me into buying a timeshare! Damn, he's one hell of a salesman."
by Mask of Mirth December 18, 2008
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snowman slaughter

(verb.) the random act of driving around town and killing as many innocent snowmen as possible
" Dude, we totaly just went snowman slaughtering the other day"
by bd42191 February 4, 2010
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Snowman

A wanker who backs down on contracts they have signed. Hated by almost everyone.
Wow what a snowman.

Fuck this snowman. Backed out of this wager.
by herrmaddock69 April 28, 2020
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Hairy Snowman

Someone who has enough dandruff to make a snowman.
Josh needs to wash his hair, he’s becoming a hairy snowman.
by Hdjshdiehdud February 9, 2018
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