Me: *slaps crushes ass*
Crush: “why did you do that?”
Me: “I had to it’s December 5th national slap ur crushes ass day”
Crush: “why did you do that?”
Me: “I had to it’s December 5th national slap ur crushes ass day”
by Imcoolright December 06, 2019
This is the day when you get to playfully slap the ass of your bestfriend of the opposite gender. That's where the his/her part comes from
by Jake Wall April 12, 2017
National slap your girls ass day-Today’s national slap your girls ass today so I’m going to slap your ass
by Butterboi4lyfe October 13, 2019
Me: *slaps crushes ass*
Crush: “why did you do that?”
Me: “I had to it’s December 6th nationaI slap ur crushes ass day
Crush: “why did you do that?”
Me: “I had to it’s December 6th nationaI slap ur crushes ass day
by Imcoolright December 06, 2019
by AhahaArEaLdAyiSwEaR September 25, 2019
*girlfriend slaps ass* "Hey, you can't do that, its National don't slap your boyfriends ass day!" *knocks girlfriend out*
by YupThatsAThot March 12, 2021
When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.
Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"
Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"
Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"
by ExcitedTea December 20, 2018