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drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.
1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

eight and skate 

To work a regular eight-hour shift.
"You workin' overtime?" "Naw, just eight and skate."
eight and skate by DogHollywood January 13, 2008

bag skate 

A hockey practice where players are forced to do repetitive skating drills until they are exhausted, or have "skated their bags off". It's often used as punishment for an underperforming team.
After losing the game, the team was bag skated. Hopefully they play better next game.
bag skate by memememememememeee February 27, 2009

Salad Skate 

To skate without a helmet (most likely in warmup or practice) with the soul purpose of showing off your sick hockey flow(or salad). In the tight knit hockey world, letting your locks flow is a sacred hockey player ritual - a rite of passage for the true hockey beauty.
Think I should go for a salad skate in Warmup?
yeah show the flow, lots of hot chicks out their!
Salad Skate by Royal14 April 24, 2011

Go skate day 

A Day where skaters all ditch school or work and go skate, they also draw peace signs or the front of their baord in aid of world peace.
Skater 1: Tommorow is go skate day.
Skater 2: Yeah were ditching school and going skating!
Go skate day by Buckley September 28, 2007

That's skate 

Something that is cool or impressive. Often used in a context of surprise in regards to news or information.

May be used in the context of sporting, similar to "that's clutch."
Tom: Did you hear that Karen got married?

Joe: That's skate, bro.

Keanu: Brah, have you seen the movie "Point Break?"

Swayze: That was pretty skate...