by Sissy Boy Sinner March 31, 2019
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Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.
by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020
Get the Simpery mug.Harley Davidson riders don't wave because they think they are too bad. BMW riders don't wave because they think they are too good.
Sumner's Law is true. When I ride my Honda Gold Wing, I always wave at fellow riders, but Harley Davidson and BMW riders never wave back.
by biker Phil August 17, 2011
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Get the Simmer mug.The combination of a simp and a boomer, usually used to describe a teacher who gives bad grades depending on someones artistic skills and not they're research skills.
Random Guy: "Hey our English teacher is such a simmer"
Random Guy's Friend: "I know right they're so annoying, I will never get a good grade in the class."
Random Guy's Friend: "I know right they're so annoying, I will never get a good grade in the class."
by fistopayrespects December 8, 2020
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Get the Simperton mug.Isn’t that how your hypergamy is supposed to work? She did what women do. How is that not exactly how hypergamy works?
Hym “Right but I thought she was supposed to be able to choose whoever she wants? Are you saying that women shouldn’t choose certain men in certain contexts and that if they do they should be ‘held accountable’ socially and publicly instead of defended? Nooo. That can’t possibly be the case. Oh! She should be sorry!? Sorry for fucking someone consensually. You can criticize the fact that this Sumner chick decided to put him publicly but... we all would have heard about it either way right? Like, if she did what you wanted, and she went to the wife (privately), we all would have found out about it. Right? Adam Levine cheats on his wife with an instagram model and now they’re getting divorced. We would have found out about it either way. The headlines are the same either way. The outcome is the same either way. So it isn’t ‘how she (fucking) went about it.’ It’s the retard fucking behind the back of their people who would take issue with it that is the ‘wrong’ part. If ANY celebrity gets divorced or cheats on their wives we’re all going to hear about it. It’s free content. Sponge it up. Without remorse. You’re the good ones and anyone who doesn’t do what you want is evil. Because that’s how morality works.”
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022
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