simmondley

Where zack, the best mechanical rocket league player, comes from.

I'm scared to come against someone from simmondley.

by PokerGod03 March 20, 2021

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ms.simmons

The thiccest woman alive her booty is literally 2 galaxies

Dang cristian diaz is such a Ms.simmons .

by Action_penguin September 17, 2017

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Simmeon • simeon • simmons • simmonds • Simmons Middle School • simmone • simeona • simeone • Simmonator • Simmondley

anyone who attends or has attended Hardin-Simmons University located in the most God forsaken place on planet earth- Abilene, Texas
a simmonite, or hardened sinner, is an evil little S.O.B. who is always bitter because they are jealous that the CRU took their place as the best in small college football in texas.

simmonites can never be trusted

alumni
C.V. Wood- infamous for buying the london bridge and bringing it to lake havusu thinking it was tower bridge, only to find out it is much smaller and less impressive, a large waste of money, only a simmonite

Harvey Catchings- NBA player most noted for his winning of the game for the other team when he shot the ball into the wrong hoop, only a simmonite

Thomas- dude we got to drive through abilene
David- you better be careful abilene is full of those evil little simmonites

by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009

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Ben Simmons

Ben Simmons is the most G.O.A.T.E.D. Philadelphia 76ers NBA player ever.

Ben Simmons is GOATED!!!

by Curry King 123 March 8, 2021

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Simmons Collage

As in an all Girls College in Boston, Go here and meet more lesbians than you ever did back home and take manditory feminism classes, also never say the word gay or risk being attacked, Located right near Fenway enjoy the Red Sox rioting right outside your dorm room.

Hey I go to simmons.
when was the last time you saw a boy?
about two weeks ago.

by lola January 9, 2005

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