hand-in-shirter

A short guy with Napoleon syndrome, usually just over five feet tall with small hands and a big mouth. Often stands with his hand in his shirt, as Napoleon did.

In a bold move that belied his diminutive stature, the hand-in-shirter declared himself Emperor of the cubicle farm. The main problem was, he could never see his subjects, nor could they see him.

by Western Rooster October 16, 2007

wee shite

a term originating in western scotland generally pertaining to a small man with some kind of attitudinal adjustment problem relating to his inferior stature

shut yer mouth ya wee shite

or

that fud wi' the chib, he's nothin' but a wee shite, the cunto.

by weefud February 7, 2010

Shiterature

Any good reading material that can be used while taking a shit.

"I feel a big dump coming on, gotta grab me some Shiterature".

by Brendan J. February 7, 2006

Shaite

Dublin equivalent of "shit"

Shaite! that was the biggest dump of my life!

by tnethacker June 9, 2010

shitelicious

adj. From the slang shite. To be so shitey as to be remarkable or awe inspiring.

Well today was shitelicious - I was hit by a bus on the way into work.

by yv July 8, 2004

shitergy

Perjorative form of 'synergy', as popularized by the website defamer.com

A McDonalds and Fox News merger would be quite the example of corporate shitergy.

by Chris from Vancouver January 8, 2005

Shiternity

1. turd grid-lock 2. a loitering turd 3. the slow moving passage of a single turd 4.a long lapse of time, as in a public restroom stall that causes those waiting in line to seek another stall

Breaking News ..."Ty-D-Bol has launched a search and rescue mission to find a missing party-goer, last seen venturing into the men's room after complaining about an upset stomach. His pals stated he had been in the bathroom for what seemed like a shiternity and grew concerned when he did not return to the party....."

by TeeJay69 February 24, 2008