Showstopper

The act of a person masturbating intensely and right as they are about to achieve a delicious orgasm they punch oneself right in the cock or pussy preventing oneself from jizzing.

About five minutes ago I was jacking off and right before I was about to blow my load I punched my dick so hard it was the best Showstopper yet!

by Fatt Unit April 29, 2011

showtay

Fly Honey: Preferably a younger girl than your age. Who is frequently holla'd at.

Dude 1: You want to go showtay huntin?
Dude 2: Fuck yea ill holla at some bitches

by The Chin June 21, 2005

Showing

When the stomach of a pregnant woman is large enough for it to be noticeable.

Christin: Hey! How's the pregnancy coming along?

Tina: It's going great. I think I'm starting to show

Christin: Yeah, you are definitely showing

by Sirhc1117 December 7, 2013

showtime

Having sexual relations with another person in view of one or more onlookers; sometimes, without the knowledge of one of the sexual participants.

John was resting on the couch with the lights off, so my girlfriend and I gave him a little showtime while we had sex in the bed.

by Theo Rids January 5, 2006

Shomit

The act of vomiting up feces after consuming it.

I just watched my dog shomit all over my new rug.

by Ray Ray's teacher May 5, 2012

Shomit

v. to purge oneself of personal intimate information as normal conversation to disinterested strangers, acquaintances or colleagues.

Jeri totally shomited about her drug addict alcoholic son during the entire tea break today.

by Maria Espia March 17, 2008

showstopper

Anything said or done to put an end to something like an arguement or match.

So we were talking about whether the Catholic sin of presumption really existed, when one of our group read 1 John 5:13 which says "...these things I write unto ye, that ye may KNOW ye may have eternal life..."(KJV) That was a showstopper.

by Betterwatchit July 10, 2006