shomit

when you simultaneously shit and vomit

danny devito sashayed in and i was literally about to shomit

by dannydevitoes October 17, 2019

Shomit

When you shit and vomit at the same time.

I was feeling seeing so i went to the toilet and shamit(past perfect of shomit) myself instead of just vomiting.

by Galgor November 14, 2019

Shomit

When someone shits and vomits at the same time.

He was sitting on the toilet and had a shomit.

by Spicysauceboss November 14, 2019

Shomari

Shomari is an indian name but she is a fkn monga

“shomari the monga” “shomari is indian”

by stankylikefishy November 17, 2019

shomie

A sexy homie, not used as friends with benefits. Behavior between the two is normally flirtatious and friendly, but more flirty than just an average flirt.

Bro 1: Yo, who's that girl texting you. You in a relationship now????
Bro 2: Nahhhh dude, we just shomies chill

by SuperSexyLisa18 February 11, 2020

Shomi

A sexy, humble, intelligent, and desired man. Always right.

Daaaaayum check out that Shomi. He is fiooooone. And sooooo smart

by Shomi May 22, 2020

shomofolopo

What it means to be a true Minecrafter

Bro shomofolopo

by Cheese doodle on my underpants August 17, 2020