Socket Fuck

Having someone take out a prostetic eye and proceding to fuck the open socket with your dick

"Amanda had a glass eye and took it out and showed me how to socket fuck her"

by Jay-in August 3, 2008

socket rientist

a person who is normally airheaded/ditzy/dense, but occasionally comes up with things only a rocket scientist could dream of, ie) an idiot savant.

Even though Nicole never remembers to tie her shoes, her theory on the symbiosis of the evolution of jazz and the repeal of Prohibition really proves she's socket rientist.

by Red Shoes December 14, 2008

Shacket

(n.) Hybrid of Jacket and Shirt

I liked the way the shacket looked on you.

by millertime643 November 22, 2011

Shocked-it

Someone who makes an error in judgement.

Jeff leaves work early.
Paul shouts out just as Jeff leaves the building.
"Jeff you Shocked-it !"

by Jedd Smythe March 4, 2009

Shocker Muppet

individual who meets the definition of Muppet, but needs the extra stimulation of the shocker to wake the the fuck up.

"Tammy is such a dumb cunt"

"yep, she's a shocker muppet for sure"

by n0tU July 24, 2010

Shocktopus

Interlocking your fingers (pinky-pointer) to form an eight fingered tenticle like sex torpedo. Moving your fingers with the grace of an octopus, you enter the vagina leaving the two remaining thumbs free to enter the ass or tickle the vaganus.

With a dick like skeletor, the shocktopus saved my marriage.

by Tyler S. Bryant February 3, 2012

Shoiket

Shoiketing is when one shits, pisses, and jizzes in their pants in a single night. If done throughout the night it is a shameful act, but if it is done all simultaneously it a mark of pride.

What's that smell?

Oh I Shoiketed last night

by duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh February 23, 2014