shlumkaboozle

A word I made up: many different uses:

n: (usually in an offensive manner)

v: sort of like quite wasting time, come on hurry up already...

adj: to describe someone, can be used as an alternative vulgar word

n: Man, Kyle that shlumkaboozle, walkin around like he owns this place

v: Quit shlumkaboozlein around and get your ass over here

adj: that shlumkaboozlein little fuck

by Ryan R. December 15, 2004

shnub

an abnormally large vulva that makes it look like she has a dick.

Lindsey has a waddling shnub!

by Sad Ham April 24, 2005

Shnamf

another word for sexual intercourse.

Do you wanna shnamf later?

by alexschrov94 August 19, 2009

shnu-shnu

a girl who doesn't understand perverted jokes. Not a futuristic amazonian term for sex.

Q: Hey shnu-shnu, do you like getting muff dived?

A: Yea! Wait, what's that?

by Malcolm The Man March 26, 2009

Shnud

A mix between a choad and chewbacca

Ahhh! I just got tukeyed by a shnud!

by KhanusMcgee September 10, 2009

Shmumbling

Singing, humming, and mumbling your way through a song, that you don't entirely know all the words to. Or don't even have the faintest idea what the tune is, yet you still feel some innate obligation to vocalize some noise with the song.

"Hey, turn off your radio!"

"No way. Why?"

"Cause that girl keeps Shmumbling along with every song! Its driving me crazy, learn the words or even get the tune right! Ugh."

by Wardrobe Lamppost November 24, 2009

shlumpy

A shlumpy PL. Shlumperts are very cool but have plump cheeks.

The shlumperts were walking down the street popping HUGE boners.

by Andrew February 20, 2005