shitlicker

An apologist for and advocate of extremely lenient treatment of criminals, homeless drug addicts, and others who contribute nothing of value to society but actively make it worse

Since the shitlickers on the city council passed a law decriminalizing shoplifting, losses due to theft have increased 70%.

by b__b August 13, 2023

shitdickery

where you fuck around and get shat on or shit on everyone and everything around you

he stepped into a big ol mess of shitdickery by not observing the rules of the road. causing havoc to all including himself with his recklessness.

shitdickery the act of not giving a flying fuck

by hanso frutiger September 11, 2023

Shitricane

When shit hits the fan but "Shit hits the fan" isn't the good level of gravity for the given situation.

Comes from the etymologic roots: "Shit" and "Hurricane".

The project situation just went from shitstorm to shitricane.

by tired_dad October 9, 2023

Shitkickers

Shitkickers are the daily driver of your boot collection. Usually when you wear them you do not care what happens to them.

(I’ll stick these here shitkickers so far up your ass…)

by Uncle Roo December 30, 2023

ShitRock

A dingleberry that got stuck to the pubes on your nutsack

'Look at that dude over there walking funny, actin like he got a shitrock'

by 420bigoof May 2, 2024

Sir Shitlicker

A hacky-sack carrying, baja wearing, long haired sketch ball, who enjoys sulking around town and golf courses while high, and mourning over the loss of his true love. Sir Shitlickers are not very smart people, and they may be completely oblivious to the fact that they are hurting the girl who has liked them all along. Sometimes they have been known to have no feelings, except for the girl who got away.

"wow that Brian's a real Sir Shitlicker." "I'll say, did you see him loitering in front of 7-11 yesterday? probably looking for Ash again."

by Amber Alloy January 4, 2010

Big Shitdick

It's a very big shit but with dicks in it. The reason for dicks in it is because of cannibals and the diet of only dicks.

Dude last night everyone had a big shitdick.

by Shippy Thicc December 14, 2018