simmon_

a very sweaty asian with a hunger for cats and dogs

simmon_ you are sexy

by NekoUwU January 24, 2021

Simmoned

To make an unnecessary pass when you are in a wide open position

Jack simmoned the ball to his teammate with his team down one with few seconds left.

by IceDragonPhoenix June 21, 2021

Shimmen

the rowley to my greg, and the anus I mean anus I mean anus I mean anus I mean anus I mean anus I mean annus to my unus

Shimmen is a bang mommy

by valnntine November 5, 2021

Simmons

A man who is Dutch Irish nerdy and wishes his Sargent was his dad and will usually will ask "You ever wonder why were here?"

Shut it Simmons! Simmons you are such a kiss ass.

by Nothing Airing November 10, 2021

shinmon

Other half of Nancy

Pretty girl 1 : hi, I’m nancy
Girl 2 : damn might as well call me shinmon then

by gojospeepee November 21, 2021

shimron

Defines a very bubbly and excited girl who lives her life to impress kids and doggos. She always stands up for what's right and loves memes. She's also got the attention span of a fish, so that's something to remember too.

You and Shimron: *in a deep conversation*
*A butterfly passes by*
Shimron: hey, look! That's such a beautiful butterfly!

by crocinfordinner November 22, 2021

shimeon

Shimeon is the omniscient and omnipresent ruler of our world.

He works to solve global warming and issues around capitalism by dictating how all people behave and interact.

When he is bored, he spends time swimming in Shimmy beach, and spending time with the most powerful being in the universe.

Only the great dictator Shimeon can guide us through these global catastrophes.

by themashiara November 23, 2021