skeet sheet

Any type of cloth or napkin used to ejaculate into in order to avoid doing so on the floor or other surface.

I wanna go rub one out, but I can't find my skeet sheet.
I always bust a nut in my skeet sheet so that my old lady won't know I was whackin' it.

by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014

De-sheath

To temporarily remove one's foreskin, such that one may engage in dick-to-dick combat with their genitals, without damaging their precious foreskin.

Friend 1: Yo bruh, you wanna sword fight?
Friend 2: Aye bruh, lemme de-sheath first

by Dr Wizard May 2, 2018

Sheet Game

This is a friendship-building game to see how well you know your friends. It requires a large, white bed sheet - the top sheet without the elastic corners. As the sheet hangs width-wise, you cut four tennis ball-sized holes equally spaced along the sheet.
Next, you pick the first player, who goes by 'PK' during the game. He stands on one side of the sheet and can optionally be blind-folded. His four best friends line up on the other side of the sheet and stick their schlongs through each of the holes in the sheet. The player must give dome to each of his four friends and try to guess the identity of each friend. A correct guess means that a new player is chosen and the game is repeated until everyone is tired.

We were going to hit the bars but instead, stayed home and played the Sheet Game.

by Juan SS July 23, 2010

Sheeted

To be taken home by a female who implies that sexual favours will be performed forthwith and without question upon arriving at her abode only to be treated to a healthy dose of blue balls. After hours of frustrating attempts at coitus the female in question leaves her bedroom to "get a drink" ie let you get the fuck out. You take this 30-60 second opportunity to release your frustration into and onto her bed linen, dress and escape quietly leaving her to clean up the sticky mess...

Cam: "Dude that chick i went home with last night gave me peanuts so i left her a little sticky present on her pillow."

Mike: "Dude. You sheeted her."

Cam: "Awwww yeah"

by Doctor Beatenschmith March 30, 2011

Stinky Sheet

A game where a group of people smoke mariujauna while sat in a circle with a duvet over thier heads.

"Hey Phil! Call everyone. Were having stinky sheet tonight!"

by thesnozrapnitrom April 21, 2009

sheet

a word meaning shit which ALL people who can't speak english that well say

mexican:sheet tha glingos are coming!
italian:ah sheet, my spagaty
arab:dees will never work, dees bomb is sheet
french:errr may ah have de sheet?

by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ January 30, 2004

Sheetal

calm adn serene person...YEAH RIGHT...
onE cRAzY Girl..full of life, energy, and zest..and can plase aNY1...and a girl who loVessssssssss to TALK and Talk...and a Girl WHo sPeaks her mind and is always HErSelf!!!

Man: I want a Sheetal
Female: I want to be a Sheetal

by Sheetal December 28, 2004