The act of telling people off that consistently misspell words in their statuses and in other aspects of life. The "your" can be substituted with "them" when the action is towards someone else or to "my" when regarding yourself (or your shelf). The "shelf" is supposed to "self" in proper English. Can also be used as FMS, FYS or FTS as abbreviations.
For the fact that you always misspell on Facebook, you can go fuck your shelf!
Why is this day dragging on? FMS
I'm in the mood to tell somebody to go fuck them shelf.
Why is this day dragging on? FMS
I'm in the mood to tell somebody to go fuck them shelf.
by FMS Man October 4, 2011
Get the Fuck Your Shelf mug.Lincolnshire (uk) synonym for srubber.1. Someone who engages in acts of degradation for little reward, often financial. 2. Someone who will endure unnecessary hardship in order to save/accrue money.
1.I bet him five pence he wouldn't eat chewing gum from under the desk but he did the sceff
2.The sceff took two buses insted of a taxi
2.The sceff took two buses insted of a taxi
by joe tallis May 22, 2006
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Having the confidence, figuratively or literally if you choose, to sit on a shelf and know that someone will buy you. Similar to self-confidence but in a more arrogant manner. It is more desirable, however, to have shelf confidence over self confidence.
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Get the sheffing mug.The best of the best. Usually refers to where wine or liquor are kept in a specialty liquor store. The best stuff is kept at the top for display until someone needs it.
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Get the top shelf mug.When one takes a crap in the water tank of a toilet. This is usually done as a party prank or as a method of smiting one's enemies. It's a real pain to clean out, stinks like hell, and makes the toilet flush brown for days.
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