shave the chicken

To shave the chicken is a common phrase to point out the need to make a decision without f*ing around. It is the opposite of procrastinating.

"All right guys, let's not shave the chicken here and do it"
"We really need to stop shave that chicken."

by kevinschwarz January 24, 2018

Shaver's Disease

A medical condition in which the sufferer experiences convulsions restricted to the arm regions, usually resulting in drum like taps on whatever surface happens to be near. As it is a close relative of tourettes syndrome the sufferer often screams and tells at random intervals subsisting mainly of "what the sack" or pterodactyl screeches.

"What's up with that guy screaming in the corner?"
"Oh he has stage five Shaver's Disease"

by Harsh Static October 8, 2018

seaveyaesthetic

known for making edits of why dont we and SUPER obsessed with the band member daniel seavey

imma go follow seaveyaesthetic right now.

by aavery7 October 9, 2018

shave up

Is a Jamaican slang meaning when a person has no hair on their head no eyebrows nor eyelashes or if they have a bad haircut

Shave up yuh lie eee
Shave up a who trim yuh

by You may never know [A.B] October 31, 2018

seaveyssnuggles

the most amazing human being you will ever talk to. a why dont we stan. her camera roll is filled with barbie pictures. her lane is daniel seavey

snuglyseavey: omg havenyou ever talked to seaveyssnuggles on insta?
bill: yes she always sends me pictures of barbie dolls

by zachswayhoo February 10, 2019

Shave me

When a gay man asks a straight man to shave him with a rechargeable shaver, instantly making a strange environment for everyone concerned.the gay gentleman proceeds to get topless and point to areas he would like shaved

Will you shave me?

by Mearlyyeh October 23, 2019

spoon shave

Scraping the food off a baby's chin and cheeks with his/her spoon.

Baby Grayson was so messy with his pureed carrots, I had to give him a spoon shave after every bite.

by SammyPie April 21, 2011