Shampooing The Gorilla

When a man ejaculates on his pubic hair, proceeds to rub it in pretty well, then applies hair removing shampoo to his pubic hair area to remove it all. Then takes the wad of semen-pubic hair-shampoo glob, and then freezes it, allowing it to turn into a hard solid. Then after freezing takes it and throws it at an old person. Like a gorilla throwing a turd.

That elderly couple wasn't ready for him after he was finished Shampooing The Gorilla.

by The Curious George March 19, 2014

salem shampoo

a sexual act in which one flexible man fellates himself, and retains the semen expelled from his penis in his mouth, before spitting it into the hair of his partner (usually another man).

so he said he was going to show me a neat trick, and then he gave me a salem shampoo.

by Boss Haole April 7, 2008

Shampoo

To massage, as in a head. noun

I once got shampooed by a shrubbery.

(see definition for shrubbery)

by Audrey Karper July 18, 2008

shampoop

When you take a crap, clean up, and then realize.. ugh, I guess I wasn't done after all. shit, wipe, repeat.

A: Dude, you OK? You were in there an hour.
D: Yeah, had a bad burrito for lunch. Had to shampoop 4 times!

by littlerabbit4 August 28, 2014

Shampooing

getting carried away having 'fun' in the shower by your self

sorry i was soo long i was busy shampooing

by Prosititue user November 19, 2009

Timolee Shampoo

A sex position when the male rubs his crap in his partners hair then lights it on fire. Then puts it out with his jizz

What George Burns did to Hillier Clinton, Timolee Shampoo

by Pablo Ortiz April 5, 2010

shampooist

A person of any ethnicity who shampoos at a salon and is under appreciated.

I am Nicholas and I am a professional shampooist.

by Blueforyou February 21, 2012