0 to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis.

*DAMN! I went 0 to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it 0 to semi in about 1.7!

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

semi-conga

the third degree of roughness in the scale:

minger, mingerola, semi-conga, momma-conga

with 'minger' being a 1 on the scale of roughness, and momma-conga being a 4. Thus, semi-conga is a 3 - bad but not the worst.

"That girl I pulled last night was a mingerola."
"No way, she was worse than that. A semi-conga."

by SusieQ October 31, 2006

seeing george's mum

The process of getting close to a friends mother, then, whilst staying at your friends, creeping into the mothers room and fucking her senseless. Noise must be made.

"Why is John pissed off with Steve?"
"Steve started seeing george's mum"

by DanTheMan12345 March 3, 2008

Seemo

A term used to define someone who appears to be making a mediocre attempt to emulate the emo fashion, but is actually Hispanic with naturally black hair, or is feebly adorned with fragments of clothing and accessories extracted from 90s antisocial subcultures (see homeless). Gracefully rides the tidal waves betwixt emo fashion and Ollie's 5-for-$1 pseudojean pants.

"I thought that chick in Chemistry was hella emo, but then the teacher asked ESPERANZA if she could browse through her ESL folder."

"Seemo."

"No, that guy's not going to want a ticket to Warped Tour; his grandmother bought him that shirt from Kohl's."

by Lurvula August 5, 2008

Semi skilled fuck wit

An extension to defination of "fuck wit". for use at work or other such environment, usually used when a normal fuck wit can't even complete even the most simple of tasks.

Bill "hey ben, shovel that shit onto those roses will ya"
Ben "oh bollocks, sorry Bill got a bit on your shoes there"
Bill " for Christ sake, you really are a semi skilled fuck wit aren't ya"

by Cirrus806 January 7, 2010

Semi-Scene

Having 2/4 of scene in ones bloodstream

Kim: "I got kicked in the face by some crowd surfers yesterday"
Alan: "Hah! Thats what you get for being so Semi-Scene!"

by 117275 July 6, 2011

semi-gamer

A "semi-gamer" is a person who doesn't game often enough and just isn't good enough to be called a full gamer, but still enjoys gaming very much.

- I just finished Portal.

- Really? So do you play CoD, CS, BF, WoW --

- No, no, I'm just a semi-gamer.

by Eriam Natashal July 1, 2011