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The need to seed

The act of ejaculation or wishing in planting your "seed" in a person. It is commonly used for horny teenagers with the urge to masturbate or a reference to jack off.

Synonyms: Urge to splurge, Beat the meat, crank one out, Gotta blast, Etc
Seth: Its that time of the day again Parker
Parker: what do you mean my nigga?
Seth: Ive got the need to seed
Parker: Damn bro, go crank one out
Seth: Yeet
by BallsasaurusFlex December 9, 2017
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pathetic seed

Nagito Komaeda's ejaculate, which he describes how he describes how he describes himself frequently
by rawbussy69 February 17, 2023
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Green Seed

An ejaculation that you took while high
Man I just planted a Green Seed in her
by DIO&TIME May 26, 2021
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hide and seed

a sexualised version of the children's game "hide and seek", the seeker must find the hider and once found the seeker cums inside them
this game is best played in your own house naked
Person 1: wanna play some hide and seed?
Person 2: sure i'd love to, i'm gonna hide
Person 2: hides
Person 1: 3, 2, 1...
Person 1: ready or knot here i cum
by Arstotzka69420 September 3, 2023
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chia seed

A Chia Seed is a person who has no grammar-sense and misspells things a lot.
That must be a Chia Seed - they're misspelling everything.
by Basil Chicken September 18, 2020
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Trolling for seed

Sarah is thirsty. She’s trolling for seed
by HalsteadHoe October 21, 2017
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Seed Silo

Man inseminates an anal port of entry, temporarily storing his seed.
I’m going to be your seed silo tonight by the end of our date!
by Jetjetjock1 December 30, 2020
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