Scud

A liquidy, green/brown substance found in the Scud Sack. A Scud Sack is usually located by the pubical sack and resembles a garlic clove. DO NOT PEEL IT!!!!!!

"I heard you and Karen broke up"
"Yeah, I thought we had something special until I scudded all over her face"

"I peeled my Scud Sack and it felt like someone killed my parents, skinned my pets alive, and then used the skin from my pets as a condom as they raped my anal crevice"

by Peeled Scud Sack February 7, 2010

Scudder

A flapping anus fart where some shit scud is released and gives your underwears a scud streek which resembles the look of a skid mark of a bicycle.

I couldn't hold it in so i scuddered in my pants.

by steph and holly December 3, 2003

scurds

a random word made up by a large gang in kamloops named "the juni crew" meaning rank or stanky farts or poo.

Tim, what the fuck, no god damn fucking dirty ass shit scurds in the fucking hotbox.

by cock and balls August 7, 2006

scunder

Scunder is a word used in Northern Ireland. It is usually used in the past tense 'scundered' as an adjective, although similar in sound to the Scottish 'scunnert' it has its own specific meanning. A neat little phrase sums it up, 'hoisted by your own petard' It is often a personal retort, "That's you totally scundered", perhaps by some sly plan that has backfired.

He though he was being the smart one but now it's him that's totally scundered!

by AidanG September 4, 2005

Scud hunting

Scud hunting - one who hunts for a "scud" to have sex or fool around with is called scud hunting.

Scud hunter - One who does the hunting

"tonight at this party i'am scud hunting boys"

by Chaboyer_style April 27, 2006

Scud

A term used to describe smokeless tobacco, aka dip. When the dip is placed in ones mouth, it becomes a Scud.

"Yo Phil want to pack a scud?"

"Its been a long day I need a scud."

"A nice scud will give me a buzz."

by Brando33950 October 23, 2013

Armenian Scud Missile

A cum shot to the eye from a distance

I gave her an Armenian Scud Missile and she freaked out, yelling "Its in my eye! Its in my eye!". All in all it was a good thursday.

by schoolsoutforsummer May 30, 2011