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Pittsburgh Smuggler

a sexual act - kinda gross

Requires two people; one partner creates a firm seal around the other's anus; other partner passes gas into the mouth of the partner; the reciever can either:
a)inhale
b)swish gas as if smoking a cigar
c)puke
Hey D, I saw you give your beeyatch a Pittsburgh Smuggler last night! That shit whack!
by Jimmy Buttphuck February 15, 2004
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Bone Smuggler

A male appearing in public dressed as a woman and trying to pass themselves off as a female.
Woody's foot slipped in the hot tub, only to find out that Shantal was bone smuggler. Example 2: Rumor is: Lady Gaga is a bone smuggler.
by LadyJean January 14, 2010
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Carrot Smuggler

One Who Smuggles Carrots...
Preferrably in odd places...
"The man was arressted for smuggling carrots in his anus in public... He was then referred to, as the great carrot smuggler.."
by Edazer... May 16, 2006
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grape smugglers

An item of male clothing, usually very tight pants, i.e. those worn by rodeo fans; or Speedo trunks, that leave very little to the imagination when it comes to 'the package'.
You need the shield-sized belt buckle to offset the risk of a direct hit when wearing grape smugglers.
by elektronen August 31, 2011
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Hob-Nob smuggler

A person that enjoys moving vast quantities of Hob nob (the tasty oaty biscuit) using only the anal cavity.
Daniel: I've got a real bad craving for a hobnob!
Kelly: Wait a minute I'm sure I've got an extra one up here somewhere! There it is!
Daniel: Did you just pull that out your arse?
Kelly: Yer, and there's plenty more where that came from!
Daniel: WTF, Your a Hob-Nob smuggler!
by crashandburnds December 15, 2009
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budgie smugglers

small or tight fitting swimwear (occasionally underwear) worn by men in order to/have the disadvantage of drawing attention to his genitals.

Originally Australian Terminology
Often used as a derogatory comment.
" I swear I will break something if I see David Hasselhoff running around in his stupid budgie smugglers one more time."
by Perry White July 22, 2008
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The Smuggler's Run

A sexual maneuver in which 2 men double penetrate a woman SO deep that the barrier between the vaginal and anal canals breaks. The 2 men then proceed to cockdock inside of her. If the woman does not receive immediate medical attention, she usually dies 9/10 times.
Man 1: at funeral How did you know my daughter?
Man 2: I gave her the Smuggler's Run with John.
Man 1: No shit! I wish I knew she died like that! High five dude!
by SydMorrison March 11, 2010
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