scrotum shriveling cold

To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.

(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.

OR

(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.

by Rgerlack May 24, 2010

scrotum scraper

A male homsexual's beard.

Oh, Chrithtopher, your scrotum scraper is thcratchy!

by sbo December 15, 2011

Scrotum Bun

When the hair on the scrotum gets so long you can tie it in to a bun

Lisa: Did you sleep with Frank last night?
Anne: yes, and he really knows how to use his scrotum bun!

by Urban humor July 21, 2017

scrotum spackle

When your asshole is J-shaped and you go and take a gigantic shit in the Lab bathroom, and spray feces all over the rim and under the seat of the toilet. Then you go to pull your pants and realize that you have shit all over the back of your balls . Normally smells like a casino or home made protein shakes.

When I went to use the lab bathroom the other day, I looked down and there was shit all over the toilet. I knew that some old man was walking around with scrotum spackle. Al I know you shit all over the toilet and tried to blame it on me, AL. I knew it was you when I walked in there cause it smelled like a casino, Al.

by Jshapedasshole July 3, 2008

Scrotumize

A threat you give to someone you are playing a video game with. To scrotumize means surgically removing the scrotum and putting it on them as a hat.

Curtis, if you kill me, I swear to god I'll scrotumize you.

by YannyHD January 3, 2010

scrotum totem

Scrotum totem- The totem (or pole) of your scrotum
its basically your dick, penis, cock, etc.

Example:
PAY HOMAGE TO THE SCROTUM TOTEM!
(in this usage the speaker is asking for a blow job)

Example2:

My scrotum totem has been erected.
(in this usage the speaker is say he has a hard on)

by o.O !uLYVkpxJ5w October 3, 2009

scrotum

Another word for raison.

There's a lot of goodness in those tiny little scrotums.

by TheProfessor1ef2es June 12, 2011