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Scob

Another word for a budgie, but can refer to any mood or emotion in any given situation. Useful for when no other word describes a person.
Stop being such a scob
She was just scobbing around
I couldn't sleep because the scob was making so much noise
He was as dirty as a scob in need of a bath
by shootdownthestars May 16, 2010
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Scobber

One (male or female) who can usually be seen inside / outside shopping centers sat on the floor outside well known bakers eating some form of pie or pastie and when finished throws the waste to the ground.Always wearing fake designer label clothes.
"I see the Scobbers are out again today".
by John Duncan July 29, 2007
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Scamburger

Getting a hotdog instead of a burger.
Jones: I just bought a burger but they gave me a hotdog!

Charles: Man, you just bought a scamburger!
by jim frowning September 25, 2020
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scoble

n.

A unit of measurement related to the quantity of social media popularity or publishing frequency usually displayed as a fraction.
Director of Marketing "How popular is our CEO's blog?"
SEM Manager "Great! He's nearly half a scoble."
by Lisa Padilla April 7, 2008
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Scoble

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–verb (to scoble)

1. To receive a reply to an often reasonable comment with a nonsensical sentence involving the misuse of the English language, but which at the same time makes absolute sense.

Often humorous in its construction.

Will usually require at least two readings to fully comprehend its meaning.
When describing facial hair:

"Your moustache are like two fighting badger being glued together to forum a bridge for unwanted hobnobs crumb to cross over"

#ubinscobled

In retort to a discussion on compulsory wearing of helmets:

"Sexist, how can the female have helmet? they don't even have penises.

Unless you count their clitoris as a penis, in which case you're just strange."

#ubinscobled
by ibinscobled October 24, 2011
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scobe

by ~Katie~ May 9, 2007
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Scobee

To fuck up constantly or one who fucked something up.
I can't you wrecked your car. You're such a Scobee.
by Mattymustang November 19, 2015
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