Scientific name for polar bear

Trust me, you wouldn't stay sane after you search it.

Troll: Hey, search the scientific name for polar bear.
Dumb: Okay. *searches* Its scientific name is- OH SH*T IT'S- *f**king dies*
Troll: *trollface*

by amogusamoguseverywhere August 20, 2021

Anarcho-Scientism

Anarcho-Scientism, also Anarcho-Scientificism, is a scientific ideology and theory that advocates science is free and anyone can make science and follow free-method. Anarcho-scientism advocates epistemological anarchism as the base of its theory and advocates the academia and the universities should be anarchized and open to anyone graduate easily and make science easily.

"Anarcho-scientism shows well how would science work in a libertarian left society, mainly in an anarcho-communist society."

"Anarcho-scientism is what the left needs to counter scientific centrism, psychiatrizationism and other consequences of neoliberalism inside science itself."

by Full Monteirism January 23, 2021

Mr. Mad Scientist

Someone who is a tryhard at making relatable memes, but their 4D Chess-level IQ prevent anyone from actually having a chance of understanding their cringe humor.

Oh look, it's Mr. Mad Scientist over here making crap jokes. No wonder he sticks to doing science.

by InfernoDiamond November 15, 2018

scientific materialism

Scientific realism.

The belief that the present is predicated on the past.

Determinism.

Assumes objectivity (a materialistic past) which falls in the broader sphere of subjectivity (phenomenonology).

Semantic materialism.

Linguistically deconstructed into intangibility (metastaticity) by postmodernism.

Oblivious to the metastaticity (meta-emergence).

Scientific materialism is highly semantic. Thus it is only good for solving questions of ethics or law. Ironically these are questions in the normative sphere of phenomena in contrast to the positive sphere scientific materialism claims to answer.

by sandraxine November 8, 2018

Foundations of Scientific Inquiry

Called FSI, probably one of the most annoying forms of science ever devised. It involves theories, memorization of the periodic table, and lots of algebra that require four steps to solve. Many of these have frustrating formulas in order to determine specific heat, Boor's Law, mole to atom conversions, orbital notation, balancing from the activity series, and many others that can make your life miserable. Usually, the bookwork involves a large amount of problems that take hours to complete. The tests are also your worst enemy, and those who study for seven freaking hours usually get a 50 on every single test.

Scenario 1:
Miss Sakuraba: For homework tonight, please complete problems 1-9, doing every single problem!
Susumu: Are you freaking high on marijuana!? There can possibly be no way I can do every single one of them!

Scenario 2:
God dang it I failed Miss Sakuraba's Foundations of Scientific Inquiry class and now I have to take it again!

by The Real Driller May 22, 2017

scientist

an individual who aplies the realms of mathematics and the sciences to do things that are difficule without ever knowing why. a scientist will never care about science ever benefiting humanity, only advancing science for the sake of science

don't be a scientist, be an engineer.

by bmedork January 4, 2004

why don't scientists trust atoms?

because they make up everything...

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by FishyFrog May 20, 2022